Tax Accountant Joke Page

From the Tax Accountant Humor Files:

    • Is it okay to deduct birdseed for my parrot?
      See… He gives me investment advice.
      He reads the Wall Street Journal that I put in his cage every day.
    • A  client who wants to deduct her thong as a business expense.
      Occupation: Exotic dancer.
    • Coolest idea I ever heard: using your estimated tax payments to
      fund a quicky vacation to Bermuda.
    • A non-starter of a question: If someone next door will get a
      deduction, will you be able to take advantage of the same loophole?
    • How many IRS agents does it take to stop a horde of dissatisfied citizens?
      Just one!
    • Who ever said that the government is running out of money?
      My billfold always seems to have it’s pocket picked every April 15.

 

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