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From the Tax Accountant Humor Files:

Is it okay to deduct birdseed for my parrot?
See… He gives me investment advice –
he reads the Wall Street Journal that I put in his cage every day.

A client who want s to deduct her thong as a business expense.
Occupation: Exotic dancer.

Coolest idea I ever heard:
Using your estimated tax payments
to fund a quickie vacation to Bermuda.

A non-starter of a question:
If someone next store will get a deduction,
will you be able to take advantage of the same loophole?

How many IRS agents does it take to stop a hoard of dissatified citizens?
Just one!

Who ever said that the government is running out of money?
My billfold always seems to have it’s pocket picked every April 15.